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FACT: Pussy is the breakfast of champions.

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Home Alone

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sodamnrelatable:

In the Daytime:

At Night:

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hahah lmfao

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Don’t bring a girl to the NBA finals, she’ll get bored.

Don’t bring a girl to the NBA finals, she’ll get bored.

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keepiiitreal:

United States Army.

keepiiitreal:

United States Army.

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What's wrong with our society.

  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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itsalovetypething:

And that’s how I hit on girls.

itsalovetypething:

And that’s how I hit on girls.

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